Just heard that a Danish restaurant has been voted the world's top eatery. Amongst other offerings they serve carrots with the soil still on them so that "you can reconnect with the earth".
I know exactly where my boot would reconnect given half the chance. What absurdly pretentious twaddle. Glad to hear that Heston B is still up there. He's a genuine English eccentric in love with the theatre of food and I doubt whether he could even spell the word pretension.